I Broke My Leg by Joe Walsh
I met my baby in a shopping mall. In a shopping mall. I asked my baby for her number, In case I called her up, in case I called her up. I called my baby on the telephone, I said, Hello on the telephone. I took my baby to the movies, Sat in the front row. Got her some popcorn, bought her some bon bons. We sat in the front row. I took my baby out to dinner, A table just for two, a table just for two. I took my baby to Las Vegas, Chartered a private plane. We took some naps, we shot some crap, Chartered a private plane. I took her shopping, next thing I know, I took my baby to Aspen, I broke my leg, she fell in love. I broke my leg, I got a letter from my ex-baby today, nice.