(J. Walsh, J. Vitale)

Lady luck just let you down, she's just another girl
Grins and snickers all around
Imitation pearl, bones

Mass inflation, welfare line... gross economy
Trade it all for what's behind
Curtain number three

Gourmet restaurant, best in town
Don't know what you ate
Fresh last week is still around
Sodium phosphate, bones

Hi-class, jet-set, bourgeois scene
European style
Think they know the way to be
Missed it by a mile... of bones